Tall Women!

Tall women come in two types: models, and the rest of us. Although in the Western world, men and women have been growing taller and taller over the generations, women over 5ft8"are considered tall when it comes to clothing manufacturers, who apparently measure their profits in the extra inch or two it would take to make tall women (or plus size women) comfortable in their clothes.

Tall women also run the risk of becoming terrifically shy, since they tend to shoot up like bamboo while the nastiest little boys in year 8 and 9 are still all mouth and no brains. At school I was a MONSTER! By year 11 I was coming in at a huge 6 ft. That was hard. My boyfriend is only 5 ft 10"... He, he! I always say, it's not my fault being tall it's his problem being too short!

Being tall makes it nearly impossible for girls to disappear, which lets them in
for a lot of teasing and mental torture. The lucky girls use their height to
establish an athletic career, and can pound short, nasty boys into the turf, but the rest of us just suffer through it and hope to extract our revenge in
University.

There is no way to look less tall. Let's just get that out of the way right now. Slouching, if anything, makes women look taller and un-confident! Tall is sexy!

So'stand tall' girl friend!