Monday, August 2, 2010
How to Girl- How to win back the attention from your partner that Mac has stolen.
Okay, So unless you were sleeping under a rock for the past week there was serious hype about the new iPhone 4. Since Mac have released their products, relationships are in crisis.
Admittedly I myself have been swooped up in the "i" invasion. Here I am writing on my iMac Computer, have my iPhone sitting close by and jogged this morning listen to my iPod. I even thought rather than getting a laptop i would get myself the iPad when travelling.
So some may say that I have joined the Mac-PAC. But let me tell you there is a different type of PAC that has been completely caught up in the world of everything "i".
Now, if you have one of these types of people you know or worse, like me, live with them, what I am about to tell you will be no surprise.
This Whacked-Mac-PAC manage to have an iPod, iPad and iPhone in a 2 inch reach of themselves at any given time. While sitting at the table having breakfast, lunch or dinner there is an iPad to read. In the car there is an iPod to listen too and the iPhone that can ring at anytime sits waiting for it's turn. Even a trip to the LOO can be more exciting with an iPad or iPhone while doing a POO..!
As the sunsets and the lights go off there is the last glimmer of light from the iPhone being checked before it rests on the side table for the night.
As the sunrises for a new day the iPhone is quickly grabbed and picked up and shines it's light once more. As the daily news is being read the first bird chirps and here the day begins.
Now, if you have witnessed or are witnessing this type of freak Mac person then here's what to do.
Pick up the iPhone, take a beautiful picture of yourself. Save it to the wallpaper and screen saver. This way you will always know that you will be the first and last thing to be seen at the end and beginning of each day. This way, you know you will be held, played with and touched!
Bx
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